Thanksgiving Triggers the Season

Yup, the turkey is in the fridge and game is on. I was watching the news this morning and they covered opening at Best Buy. I don’t think so. Lets see, you arrive at Best Buy Thanksgiving day at 2:00PM and wait patiently for 15 hours in line so that you can get a lap top computer for $200 which would have normally cost $400. You have now given up your family time, you have probably already filled your depends three times, you have lost your football time because your little battery operated TV doesn’t work on the new digital transmissions, you have the beginnings of a cold because it got down to 32 degrees last night and last but not least you fell asleep at 5:55AM and 154 people moved in front of you. Yeah this was worth that $200 savings now you fire up that Tim Taylor Ou ou ou.

Anyone notice the Salvation Army bell ringers out a little early this year? I thought it was kind of tacky myself... ringing that bell in the Easter Bunny suit. There will be new songs written this holiday season in honor of our new regime… I mean cabinet. It’s been a be CZAR year hasn’t it. Here are a few hits….
(Formerly God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen) God rest ye merry gentlemen in alleys in a box, you lost your jobs and families now all you have are socks…

(Formerly We Wish You a Merry Christmas)We wish you merry health care we wish you merry health care we wish you merry health care or we throw you in jail. A tax be to you, who ever you are... a tax for your health care or you will see bars.

(Formerly The Grinch) You’re a mean one Mr. Barack you are wishy washy and your slick. You can’t make a good decision, our debt is trillions thick…Mr. Barack you’ve fooled us with your trick.

(Formerly Winter Wonderland) Well the jobs outside are frightening, food lines are not enlightening. And most have no where to go, unemployment grows unemployment grows unemployment grows.

(Formerly Frosty the Snowman) Obama the Kenyan was a TV savvy guy, with a prompter in front and a quick word hunt you would believe his every lie. There must have been a shortage of good sense in peoples brains... cause when the votes were tallied up acorn had stolen the reigns. Oh Obama the Kenyan appointed many czars with government health care more debt everywhere and your cash for clunker cars.

Yup it will be a season to remember. Instead of Christmas gifts this year I’m giving everyone a nice little envelope. It will contain a pink slip that simply states "I’m sorry but due to the current recession, I am having to let you go as a gift recipient. I wish you the best of luck in finding your next gift." Have a great day guys.