Sunday, November 29, 2009

Today I have a Rant !

Ok, I don’t know about you guys but I am getting sick and tired of the press and so called press screwing up peoples lives. Case and point... Tiger Woods. Now Tiger apparently had a domestic squabble not unlike any other married couple from time to time. The difference is one of the scums of the earth tabloids (National Enquirer) decided to chase him down to the ends of the earth looking for a so called affair. I personally don’t thing he had one but even if he did... it's none of their business and we all know how reputable that fish wrapper is. So… instead of reporting on the fighting in Afghanistan or Iraq or hunger in Darfur we have to hear a play by play from Fox News where Tiger jumped in the ole SUV at two-ish in the morning and had a little fender bending on his property. The news anchor further stated his wife came out to rescue him with a golf club in her hand and had to smash the window to get him out. Now how odd that she should have a golf club in the garage at 2 am she says. Oh let me think…. HE’s A GOLF PRO MORON; he probably has a whole garage of golf clubs. So what… who cares... get a life media.

If the terrorist are bent on blowing something up in America, I would like to put a little suggestion in their suggestion box. Take a nice copy of the tabloids and draw a huge red target on them. Put them in an envelope and mail them to the Taliban. I seriously doubt their offices will be missed. Now here is where I start across that fine line. Next take a few ACLU business cards with addresses and paint a red target over them and mail them to the Taliban as well. Now they may not take the hint but I will certainly feel better. Have a great day.

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