Sunday Morning Sunshine...yeah right !

Ah Mr Sunshine is gently peaking behind the curtain as the dew lightly drips from the Magnolia blossoms onto the deep green glass blades in a concert of wonderment for the start of another beautiful summer day. Its another wonderful morning here in Pacecola...RRRRRRRRRPPP(sound of a sharp needle ripping across a lightly grooved vinyl record. Ok, it would have been great to welcome the morning in that manner but frankly, it didnt happen. Instead... I get maybe 5 hours of sleep and then feel tiny sharp little feet trying to kick me off the bed. No its not mama...its a 12 pound Papillon named GiGi. She got attitude dude and she wants more bed space. Fine...I gotta hit the head anyway(yeah the wife says that isnt all I better hit in there...women) so I get up and take care of business and a few minutes later upon my anticipation of continuance of a good nights sleep... GiGi acts as a conquering nation and now occupies my side of the bed. Now its not like she doesnt know me and mama are the only ones in the house with her but she makes her intentions known she is not moving over... by way of barking. Now I did nothing wrong and the little brat starts yelping a call to arms and wakes mama.. that was her intention all along because guess who mama sides with? You guessed it, 12 pounds of trouble just got me busted as it being my fault for disturbing the princess. Ok... fine...Im awake anyway... you two dont bother yourselves about me...Im going to my study. Sounds very refined doesnt it? Study? Yes, I am going to my study and study. Hmmm.... study...study what? Who studies in their study? I mean really who does? That was the case 100 yrs ago when there was no TV an oil lamp, quil pen and parchment paper but now.....excuse me gentlemen, but I must retire to my study. Nope... I am going to my junk room for some TV and computer time on Facebook. Yeah thats the truth but study sounds better. Time to contact friends and twist a few truths. Two donuts, a cup of coffee,a hot shower and a few pills and vitamins later and I am ready for church. I might even get a nap later if my 12 pound Napoleon allows it. Have a great day world.